The DON’T BE A PRICK shirt by Sindy Sinn. Available here for a LIMITED EDITION PRESALE is a dirty rotten succulent. Like many of us, cactuses can live forever with seemingly no upkeep or care. And with the year we’ve all had, it couldn’t hurt to all be a little bit fuckin nicer to ourselves. Get off twitter, turn off the news and go for a walk you smelly bastard.

Fun-fact: In my backyard I’ve got about twenty different cactuses (cacti? cacticus?). Each with a different name (eg; Peter Rabbit, Shithead, Bullethole and Eyeballs) and personality. They’re also the only thing I haven’t neglected to death over the years. I also once bought some flower-seeds to plant and it turned out to be just grass… the fuckin prick.

These are limited edition and will be available for one week only. Ending on Thursday 26th of November. Never to be reprinted. Now or never. This will get it to ya in time for Christmas, if you want it posted directly to someone, put their details in the SHIPPING section and I’ll make it happen.

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The specs: Regular fit. Printed on 100% heavy cotton. 180GSM. Crew neck. Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Double-stitched for durability.